In Melbourne Tonight – Graham Kennedy – 1964 – Classic Australian Television
In Melbourne Tonight (1964)
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Introduction
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Brian Brian can’t hold the issues oh I can hardly believe miles I can’t look
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when I tell my husband I’ve met you honestly look we’re the greatest fans of IMT we’ve never missed a performance as
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a matter of fact IMT entirely affects our lives yes well look you know I’ve bought every product you’ve ever
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advertised oh that’s that’s that’s very good don’t laugh and I’ll tell you this but my dog’s name Graham
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I got a cat called Cyril and a canary call Kennedy I don’t think my husband
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has a disc just like yours and photographs of you honestly Graeme I’ve got hundreds of them truly you can say
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this gray IMT has affected our entire lives
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[Applause] [Music]
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ladies and gentlemen GTV Channel 9 presents Studio 9.
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the 1853rd edition of in Melbourne tonight starring Graham Kennedy
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[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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thank you
Studio 9 Launch
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well here we are at last in brand new Studio 9. I wonder a few people
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sitting in our studio audience realize that at this moment you are sitting in between
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150 000 bricks 35
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000 tons of concrete three thousand tons of steel girders
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and two Builders who didn’t get out of the way in time
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you’ll like it in here especially I know we will like it but our studio audience will like it particularly because our
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air conditioning in this studio is quite unique our chief engineer Rod Biddle is
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responsible for the efficiency of our new air conditioning system he comes down every 20 minutes and blows
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Through the Keyhole and it’s working tremendously well another good feature of this studio is that we can
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fly scenery now this means that with a series of ropes we can drop in
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or take out scenery at a fantastic rate it’s as quick and it all disappears up
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into the roof of course you’ve got to let go which reminds me
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terrible thing happened yesterday we’ve got the only prop boy in the world that knows what a television Studio looks
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like from 2000 feet up in the air he didn’t let go and he went right up everyone here at Channel 90. everyone
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here at Channel 9 is not laughing and uh no we are all excited about the whole
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thing even the girls in the canteen are excited they’ve been excited all day
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they’ve been nervous well I’ll say they were nervous have you ever had a sardine malted
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anyway the show has started and I know I’m expressing the views of our board of directors when I say
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it better be good [Music] it better be good it better be good and funny
Its Better Be Good
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it better be good it better be worth the money
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It’s gotta be good
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[Music]
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friends [Music]
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I haven’t liked a show since Lord knows when and even if it’s good I might not
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like it then it’d better be good [Music]
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[Applause] good [Music]
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Ness
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thank you it better be good
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it better be good and funny better be good
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it better be worth the Monies
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[Music]
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this this I haven’t liked the show since Lord
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knows when and even if it’s good I might not like it [Music]
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[Applause]
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foreign
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[Applause]
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when television movie makers I mean when television commenced Movie Makers fought back by introducing
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larger screens in the picture theaters but now with this modern equipment here in Studio 9 we intend in turn to drag
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people out of the movie theaters by introducing television’s equivalent of cinemascope however we found just as the
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people who invented cinemascope must have found that there are a few problems associated with this process you’ll see
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what I mean in this demonstration of ninoscope [Music]
I Love You
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I can’t possibly live without you I I love you
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what
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I said I love you my darling and I cannot possibly live without you
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I can’t hear you
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I said I love you and I want to marry you and I can’t live without you
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it’s no good I just can’t hear you
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I said I love I said I’ll hang on I’ll come over
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I said I love you [Music] [Applause]
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[Music] well new studio or not we still have
Heinz Mystery Cupboard
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some commercials for you and I see it’s time for the Heinz mystery cabin but in
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this brand new set with stairs and poles and new furniture I don’t know where the Hinds mystery
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oh it’s up there it’s on the first floor
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Heinz mystery cabin
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oh look at that the Heinz Mr King
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oh the Heinz people didn’t forget me they remembered because the very first night
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of IMT was on May the 7th 1957. yes it was and this
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was probably the well it was the second commercial I did for the Heinz company the first commercial
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was in a program called Susie one Easter and I was a
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I was an Easter Bunny and that’s a picture from that that was that was a few months before even IMT
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started I think I was more attractive as a bunny than I was as a human
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however it’s very good so the Heinz people I’m happy to say have remembered and although the show has changed I’ve
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changed everybody’s changed Heinz quality hasn’t changed and you can
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still get the Luscious the same luscious flavor and quality in every can of Heinz
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soups now there’s all kinds to choose from including mushroom chicken vegetable broths all kind 22 and all I
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could go on and name them all but that would be a bit silly because we don’t have that much time just remember that
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Heinz our flavors the more Heinz is the best whether you choose vegetable soup
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mushroom soup any of them you’ll enjoy Heinz soups
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now I think we’re to meet uh Jeff Cook but I don’t know where he is let’s try and find Corky oh Jeff you’re
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up there
Down the Pole
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that’s that’s a pole for sliding down if I’m up here Jeff and I have to get down quick do you want to see me
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I’m what you see you do this yeah you assure you know what you’re doing well see I’m up here and if I want to get
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down quickly I slide down the pole do you want to see me I’d like to see it no I’ll show you
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but you’re hey you’re up there already you could have gone up that other way yeah well you can’t get to the pole from that angles
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you sure you know what you’re doing that I might do that tomorrow night I think I don’t know down the pole
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yes save as a church how many churches have you slid down
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not many this weekend oh there’s a bit of I love it
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there’s a bit of an Olympic gymnast in you oh yes I think it was good the way now would you go up again
TV Week
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up the pole so here Charlie if you think tell us about TV week Jeff can I I wish
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you would may I may I tell you about TV week this week’s TV week with an exciting
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photo a very colorful photo on the very front of it of the folk from Ponderosa and they also tell you about a very
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exciting new competition wrapped around Bonanza you’ll be able to read it all about that in TV week it gives you a
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chance of a trip to Hollywood as well as that of course you’ve got TV week’s usual up to the date news flashes the
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most interesting story here by Jack eiling about Graham Kennedy who wants a
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better joint or something grime’s going to open a restaurant yes uh very very soon
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it says that all that here in TV week you can read about that then there’s uh stories about all the latest shows on TV
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at this time of the year and there are many many of them too there’s this week with Jack Haley in which you get into a
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bit of Scandal and gossip and all that sort of thing with Jack’s very fertile brain
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uh then there’s smart alec that’s Alec Martin uh who’s a singer as well as
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being a columnist he’s there and as well as that they probably have one of the most comprehensive
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television guides that you could possibly wish to find anywhere at all all in all TV week is Great Value it
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always has been it’s been with us for so many years now it’s sort of part of the Victorian scene isn’t it part of the television scene in Victoria TV week ask
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for it’s only one shilling it’s out today TV week this is the story that makes this is the paper that makes TV
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stories makes TV history TV week ask for it order your copy you’ll be glad you did thank you Jeff on this very special
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occasion the first night from our studio nine it’s with a great deal of pleasure that
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I introduce and welcome back to IMT someone who’s been associated with the
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program and he sort of grew up in the program which is back here now after much traveling and much experience
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ladies and gentlemen Miss Elaine McKenna [Applause]
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[Music]
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hello sisters and hello misters it’s so nice to be back home
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where I belong you’re looking swell Graham I can tell Korean you’re still
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growing you’re still growing you’re still going strong I feel the room this
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way and the band’s playing I hope to sing some favorite songs for you
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so settle back fellas take her by the
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hand fellas I’m happy to be here with you
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hello ladies hello mateys I’m glad you tuned
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up on your TV set and if you miss
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Lassie maybe this let’s see we’ll compensate for missing that show I’ll do
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my best to give you a great show the band’s ready with the Beats that’s Daddy
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and I’m raring to repeat some tunes you know
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so keep those drums drumming thank you
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[Music]
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thank you thank you Elaine it’s so nice to see you it’s so
Interview
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nice to be that Graham we’ve said this before yes we have I’m always coming and going Hello Dolly uh here’s a number
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that’s uh it’s probably the biggest hits since Stardust I heard a disc jockey say
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everyone is singing It in America as well as here but everybody I use it for the opening and the closing of my act
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and everybody you see although in the show it’s completely different to this yes it’s very slow in all time but it’s
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great even even uh uh president Johnston Johnson had it used for his hello Lyndon
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hello the story is the goal um Goldwater Road and said that he wanted to use it and um
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well he wrote back and said no you can’t because uh Johnson’s using it uh so he would be uh for Johnson you think I I
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think so listen tell us about your husband oh well he’s um where is he he’s uh I wanted to meet him I want to see
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him now where is he it’s today Monday uh Monday so it’s Sunday he’s on
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his way to uh Hollywood because they’re doing the Steve Allen Show that was now it’s changed but they’re going to do
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that and I think he’s probably out in the golf course missing me very much
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we were at the airport and he was very sad saying goodbye and as the last thought he said Gee did we pass a golf
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range on the way to the airport and I suggested oh well bye-bye yes yes very emotional real upset
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well anyway Elaine um it’s beaut to have you on the show again you’re going to stay here this time or is that the wrong
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question oh well I’m going to stay for a few months so I can stay with my mother till about Christmas and if Tim can come
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over he will and if not I’ll have to go back over there well I hope that doesn’t
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happen I hope Tim comes over here because I like a game of golf too really I’ll play golf with Tim really you’re
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going to sing something else yes I’m going to do an old old number for all the older people who would remember it
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it’s from a show called cabin in the sky and it’s called cabin in the sky thank you Elaine thank you guys
Cabin in the Sky
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[Music]
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thank you there’s a little cabin in the sky
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Mr for me and for you I feel that it’s true
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somehow can’t you see that
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[Music] Heavenly Blue
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we will be oh so gay Eat Fried Chicken
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every day while the Angels go sailing on
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that is why my heart is [Music]
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thank you
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we will be oh so gay Eat Fried Chicken
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every day while the Angels go sailing
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that is why my heart is Riding High Mister cause I know we’ll have yes I
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know we’ll have I know we’ll have that cabin in the sky
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[Music] thank you
Olympic Fact
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[Music] [Applause] [Music]
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Kevin Dennis Motors presents did you know yes and IMT each Monday night Kevin
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Dennis brings you a fact that you probably didn’t know about this strange world we live in and because it’s uh
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Olympics time we have an Olympic fact I’ll find it
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largest crowd we’ve done that on our way I found a beauty today and I bet I’ve lost it
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all right on oh look I had a beaut one what was the one I did today about the oh whoever who
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won the most uh the most gold medals well I know yes the most individual gold
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medals won by a male competitor uh was eight gold medals by Ray Yuri of the US
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the female record is held by Fanny Blancas Cohen also did you know that it’s Carnival of
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Kevin Dennis Motors Kevin Dennis I’d like to buy a car from
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Sonoroid
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a pair of sunglasses this summer I suggest and recommend sonoroid
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[Music]
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if you’re not going abroad with Pan Am this year but you’d like to look as if you are try sunglasses from the sunroid
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international collection [Applause]
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it has been said that the only reason we have so many medical television shows on
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on television is to help cure Our Sick comedians tonight however we would like to show you how a patient might be
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treated by Ben Casey from three different countries of the world firstly the English [Music]
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so Giles so Benjamin asked me to call and congratulate you on that Splendid
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appendectomy you did this morning sir Benjamin said he has never seen such fine work
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yes it was a Pity about the patient still he was getting on in years
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goodbye sir Giles
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I’ve got to see the doctor I should have an appointment of course I
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don’t have an appointment there wasn’t a telephone under the bus I’m afraid of Andrew was about to leave
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for a very important consultation look at that for a stick good solid
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English Stickman an American muck doctor oh I said I don’t believe I had the pleasure I’m sorry doctor this is a
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gentleman wishes to see you good Heavens what on Earth for oh
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I say he’s quite right doctor you can’t possibly go out and play golf knowing there’s a patient half dying here in the
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surgery you’re right may as I I was thinking about the golf wasn’t I that can’t do the man here in that condition
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I feel much better about it now well I’m off down to the course
Sword
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now let’s see how the Japanese Ben Casey would treat the patient
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thank you I am using honorable phone on behalf of
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honorable Dr Yen Casey who wishes to inform your honorable self that your
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honorable wife has just given birth to five Oriental type babies
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that’s all account
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come quick let’s go ah it is a sword wearing a man please
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doctor help I think I’m going to die
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I will not be a minute stethoscope and we have listened
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ah yes a lucky doctor any Oriental did any need
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to talk he can see that I have got sword in honorable Tam Tam would you please to
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shut up or I’ll vote you at The Conch with Australian transistor made in Japan
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you must try and cue this man why not cure him I just remember I just remember
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wise American saying ah what is that if you cannot lick them
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join them [Applause]
Baby
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in France where anything can happen we meet Monsieur Le Dr Ben KC
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[Music] oh
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maybe only [Music]
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um we
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I will give the massage to your wife
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oh I wish to see that doctor yeah
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quick there is a woman here expecting a baby oh come quick to Sweet
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I will stay outside here and worry
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little baby
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hello hello [Music]
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[Applause]
Jeff
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I don’t know about you Jeff but I feel a lot less nervous than I felt 35 minutes
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ago I think it’s beautifully relaxed everyone’s enjoying themselves everyone
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seated comfortably yes but this are you seated comfortably no
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he’s so pleased to hear that uh most of them are can you hear what we’re saying
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oh brilliant all back to the other one tomorrow night no it’s nice here because it gives you a
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feeling of space and it’s tremendously isn’t it yeah and it’s nice talking about things that are tremendously large
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Jeff how have you been oh thank you
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it’s just it just means that you’re a big fellow fella but I’m not tremendously large I’m well proportioned
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I reckon like for the rest of your body your head’s a bit small it’s a change for someone working in TV
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hello [Applause]
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foreign ask a silly question you see
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Ted Hamilton is with us tonight it’s always enjoyable to have Ted on the program isn’t it love seeing Ted all the
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way down because he really swings when he sings he does indeed Ted Hamilton and he’ll join Tony lamond here he is first
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of all with Wives and Lovers Ted Hamilton
Wives and Lovers
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hey little girl comb your hair fix your makeup soon he will open your door don’t
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think because there’s a ring on your finger you need to try anymore
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my wife should always be lovers to run
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to his arms the moment he comes home to you he’s almost here
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day after day there are girls at the office and men will always be men
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don’t send him up with your hair skin curlers you may not see him again
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wives should always be lovers to run to his arms the moment he comes onto you
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he’s almost here
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[Music]
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time to get ready [Music]
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time to get ready for love time to get
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ready time to get ready for love
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hey [Applause]
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thank you hi Tony what are you reading oh hi Ted I’m reading about all of great lovers of
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History like who like um Romeo and Juliet like Anthony
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and Cleopatra there’s a double mm-hmm granny Davis and Professor Brown
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IE they can’t compare with you mommy
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I’ll tell you there once was a man who loved a woman
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she was the one who slew the Dragon Ball they say that nobody ever loved as much
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as he about me I love you more
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Who Loved a Woman she was the one he gave his kingdom fall
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they say that nobody ever loved as much as he but me
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[Music] I love you more our love is a giant Pearson defiant but
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how can I prove it to you ain’t got no Kingdom no dragon to back up my bragging
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how can I prove what I would do [Music] [Applause]
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a man she was the one he ate the apple
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more they say that nobody ever loved as much as he
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but me I love you more
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[Applause] [Music]
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but be here [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] more than a dog
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[Music] hello [Music]
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[Music]
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I love you more [Applause]
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[Music]
True Baked Biscuits
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thank you
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Ted Hamilton saying uh Wives and Lovers and then he joined Tony lemon with a
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number from pajama game he is an old friend of IMT by golly remember these Jeff we used to sing the jingle every
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night isn’t it true baked biscuits guests two baked crackers and to my way of thinking these have never been equal
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probably never will be they’re a large white crisp biscuit that is so good with
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any Savory yes you’ll enjoy guests true baked crackers and as the song says
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crisp and crunchy delightful to eat guests true Baker a wonderful treat for lunch or tea or supper break everybody
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asks for true but I wonder if I wonder if enough people would remember it will
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we sing it then let’s do it all together in unison good chorus and tasty
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delightful to eat I can’t even guess true Bae are a wonderful treat louder
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[Music]
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oh not real bad it takes a while you know yes it does
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anyway if you haven’t tried them yet or if it’s been a while since you’ve tried them believe me guests two baked
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crackers uh just as good as they used to be here’s granny Davis
Montana Malt
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new granny Davis Montana malt loaf with a rich crust that’s been rolled in stone ground crushed wheat
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you know I think this is the tastiest old-fashioned bread I’ve ever baked it’s
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Montana malt live and it’s full of Rich wholemeal goodness and there’s a fresh
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batch of my Montana malt on sale now
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[Music]
Holden
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thank you the gigantic 1964 Carnival of Dennis is
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now going strong at all Kevin Dennis branches and you can get up to 130 pounds more for your trading everybody
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else is why don’t you you can trade and save on Great Cars just like these here’s a beauty a 1962 Holden special
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for only 595 pounds you come out tomorrow you come and trade and save and
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get 130 pounds more for your Trading
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[Music] I was just thinking uh in a few weeks
Nelson Eddy
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time at the Palais at the Palais theater
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there will be uh I think Nelson Eddie’s coming back isn’t he I was just thinking how marvelous it would have been if we
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could have had him here tonight especially singing that song you know what is it uh or what I’m calling here
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it sounds good in here that’s the girl who does that oh and I’m calling you
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I’ll do it over here when I’m calling you [Music]
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[Applause] there’s an echo when I’m calling you
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for heaven
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all right
Burton Newton
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I think between us we’ve both been responsible for the best kept secret
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in television not until you just came out of that little place did I don’t think any of the crew knew no well I
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know that Rosie and Jeff almost collapsed when they saw me come in I’ve been here approximately 10 minutes and
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it’s been quite exciting because I’ve never been treated you know sort of as a security thing before and it was funny I
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had a black coat on and dark glasses and the security man said hello
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which is marvelous well we’ve had we’ve had these snide meetings uh in fact last
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night it was very kind of you but to have me at your place and I want to take this opportunity of thanking you very
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much for looking and if Mrs Newton if you’re watching thank you very much my love for a very lovely dinner it was very it was very kind as well as a
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matter of fact mum was very excited when she knew you were coming because it’s a brand new home for us and so forth and I
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was very pleased about the The Secret of coming here tonight and I thought it was a good idea for you and I to get together but having dinner dinner was
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nice did you like it thank you Mrs Newton for the dinner it must be oh well mum went to some trouble see because
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listen do you often do you often have baked beans uh
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no I’m kidding it it wasn’t the team it wasn’t it wasn’t the tin of baked beans
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at all what was it what was it a tin of spaghetti spaghetti but we enjoyed
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having out there gray because it really was tremendous and you’re just saying baked beans and things remember the old
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days uh they’re not in this studio certainly and this is the very first time I’ve seen it and it is wonderful
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and in the old days we used to gag around a bit that was fun I used to have
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fun at you about your little pot belly remember that and I used to say a funny little suitsy
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yeah
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you know late nights and everything do you remember do you remember when I
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used to call your oyster eyes which you know the funny thing is you
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have got oyster eyes just to watch it it’s not very nice
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today I mean after all I do have a few words to say if you don’t mind because I haven’t even said good evening
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my name is Bert Newton Dale and it’s very nice to be back here at
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the place where I first found what did I find oh
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well I could go through yeah when I first found a lot of happiness in television a lot of Happiness all
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getting aside it is tremendous over the last couple of weeks there have been many mentions of where I might go
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um
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that have been rumors about Channel low channel 7. channel two even but these are
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completely untrue and the money that I’m being paid for this guest appearance tonight I’m very happy about
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channel of course they came up with a very very big offer but I
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how long are you going to be there because it’s getting very I’m standing here and well just I’ve got a few words
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you’ve been away a while haven’t you I haven’t did as a matter of fact I’ve been away how long since I have been
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waiting for this for nine months well
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that’s an interesting uh number of months isn’t it I don’t get uh
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eczema in that time foreign actually the the management here have
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asked me to do something tonight about which you don’t know uh you know that one of my abilities if I’ve got any at
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all is to stop people on the street oh that’s right and talk to you and talk to them and my job tonight is to stop men
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and talk to them oh well I’ll get off because I you probably want some room okay and you’re going to stop people going past on the streets and you’re
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going to very important subjects because this is my spot now tonight like
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I’ll be upstairs wait yes
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tonight my job is to talk about the veneers we received on Friday concerning
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the change of leadership in Russia now of course I’m not here to make any comment except just to get the opinions
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of the people on the street and as people pass me by I’d like to ask the gentleman right there no right there
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hello been a long time how you going I’m very well indeed I’m from mapra myself from that bro yes I’ve come down from
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Mafra I have to buy a few jerseys you know a few jerseys yes what about cars oh no I didn’t have to buy any chaos
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just the jersey yes I’m braiding white leg horns you know those ones were the tall thin white legs bit like Joyce
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Fountain you might say I wouldn’t say that myself foreign
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what’s your name oh I hadn’t thought about that much well thank you you must know your name yeah well it’s it’s bread
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actually it’s Charlie Charlie Brown Charlie Brown Charlie Brown oh yeah Charlie tell me do you have any do you
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have any uh uh Affairs in no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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but when I say Affairs do you have any Affairs that sort of you know would prevent you from worrying about the
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world crises
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Mr Khrushchev has been out for four days I thought he must have been his phone’s been ringing and I just couldn’t get
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into it the next one very quickly I wish I hadn’t done this
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the second gentleman oh yes I think I know you I am very pleased
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it is you are very good nice to see you my name is Ali heart yes but I won’t
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make my usual mistake oh no do not make your usual mistake no I won’t make it I shouldn’t call you Mr Hong because
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you’re a Chinese yes I should call you Mr Lee is that right Mr Lee that is correct Mr vert yeah tell me sir what do
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you what do you feel about the the current Trend in the world situation what do you feel about uh about crucial
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very bad business about uh Mr crucial of course it’s very difficult for Chinese men uh in uh yeah because I miss the old
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home with the Paddy fields and the Beautiful Aroma of Oriental cooking and
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I miss the beautiful geisha girls oh of course you must be from Peking North Carlton I am
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tell me sir let me ask you something ah it’s always interesting when someone were you born and bred in Australia or
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were you from China originally originally from uh from wherever you’d like I see uh whilst you’re in Australia
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you must you obviously you’re very well dressed you must have a big business now oh tell me what what what exactly do you
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do for a crust I look in the red tin for no no no no no what are you what do you what do you do
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to make a living oh see I have a Chinese restaurant uh we have one in the city and my brother has one uh in uh out of
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the city and an aunt of mine has one of their country all our shops yes you must have a big chain no we’ve converted over
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to when you pushed it back what does it mean
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here is a gentleman him I’d like you to meet and may I help
49:46
himself just just take it quietly my name is Newton sir and her body is
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perfect and no no no my name is
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approaching men on the street ah well I would cut that out no no I’m the French
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to to talk about uh the recent pardon me sir you are doing that what
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are you doing that for I have another attack I think no no I’m very well I’m about 70. it’s 70. yeah tell me sir have
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you been in Australia very long or not very long not very long at all what do you think about the the recent change in
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Russia I think it’s disgusting they’ve put the wrong be careful with a good
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fella and he was the big one for Russia what do you feel the Russians think about they loved him they loved him and
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they hate him they don’t like putting that marvelous what they really look up to us yes
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are you sure came out because it was all untied but he wasn’t thank you sir and just before
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you go for the record your name
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we haven’t done that for a lot it’s been a long time and particularly you know working off off the shoulder
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now that you’re at 3xy every Saturday afternoon between half past one and six and on 3xy every night between
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5 30 and 6 o’clock uh at least we get a chance to hear you but it’s it’s beaut
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seeing you I wanted to thank you for coming along tonight it’s very kind of you and would you mind very much Bert if
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we I don’t know how you’ll go because we haven’t rehearsed it together do you like to sing the song we used to sing
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yes oh yes yes I’ll try it
Without You
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thanks Kevin without you I’m nothing without you I’m
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nowhere without you my life is stormy and old pal I’ve got no doubts without
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you here fighting for me they’re gonna throw me out give all my kicks
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[Music]
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without you
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there is [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] without you
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[Applause]
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and that was my uh but it was such a well-kept secret
Thank You
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we uh we didn’t tell a soul and remember I promised you a surprise last Wednesday
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like when during last week I said there’d be a big surprise and and there
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was and I hope you enjoyed it and again thank you to Bert Newton for psychiately coming along and it’s the same looking
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so well isn’t it
Pour Free Pearl
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I’m terrified that’s that was the part I was terrified about all night I’ve been worrying about it because we we didn’t
53:45
make definite plans we said you know we’ll have you picked up at a certain time and sneak you in the back way and
53:50
uh like that so there we are I’ll just have a little sip if it’s all right oh
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it’s water it’s not as good as it would be nice and porphry pearl perhaps
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yes I think some poor free Pearl doesn’t the button work right oh poor free Pearl very jelly take a pair of sparkling eyes
Very Jelly
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take a pair of groovy lips take a sparkling for free Pearl
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serve sparkling Pottery Pearl whenever you celebrate sparkling potpourri Pearl
54:21
is a quality wine made by lindemans by the champagne method by sparkling purple referral from Metropolitan bottle
54:28
apartments for eight and six a large bottle
Glowweave
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in the remote wonderful parts of the world where the natural beauty is comparatively untouched people seem so
54:44
much more relaxed and happy as we were in glow weave Breeze the Breezeway church that’s so cool and light ideal
54:51
for summer wear yes it’s a gay life in Fiji in glow weave Breeze brine Island
54:56
love me in my glow weave now it’s time for the glow weave retailer ballet not ballet but I’ve said
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that every time so far the glowweave retailer Barrel and uh we churn out a number which
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tonight is number six I look up page number six in my book
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eventually we find page number six now there are
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10 no they’re not there are one two three four five six give me a number between one and six three all right one
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two three would be Max Robertson of 29 Ferguson Street Williamstown now
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congratulations Max the uh man behind the shirt counter with the most children in that store has won this Astor
55:44
transistor valued at 25 guineas here’s last week’s winner the youngest man
55:50
behind the shirt counter at Jay Davies it was Jay Davis care of h p Woods 18
55:55
Anderson Street yarraville in his confident way he says every day
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[Music] now we have a word from Jeff Cook and
Mothers Choice
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mothers ruin mother’s Choice mother’s choice but I tell you that inside every pack of
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Mother’s Choice self-raising flour you will find free coins free coins of the world inside each pack and these are
56:20
just to help your kitties start their coin collection and it’s an exciting Hobby and an interesting Hobby and an educational hobby too so there are coins
56:27
from over 40 different countries inside packs of Mother’s Choice self-raising flow so why don’t you help your kitty
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start his collection right away and also of course mum’s mother’s choice is the very finest self-rous self-raising flow
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there’s the coins self-raising flour you could possibly wish to look for anywhere at all because mother’s Choice has been
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sifted for you by our good friend’s mother’s Choice as many as 12 times before it’s packed look how easily it
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flows that’s why mother’s Choice gives perfect results every time without sifting so may we suggest you and we
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hope that you’ll take our advice always choose mother’s Choice self-raising flowers the finest self-raising flour on
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the market today and of course you can help your kitty start their coin collection mother’s Choice ask for it and now for the first time from our new
Daryls
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studio 9 it’s Darren’s time
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yes up we go to darads the style store in the heart of Burke streets
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to do justice to the most important occasions choose a slim gown and matching coat in the luxurious Fabric
57:31
and for extra glamor add a lavish Touch of glitter embroidery Jan’s lime
57:37
shantung Ensemble has all these necessary ingredients combined beautifully in a princess line gown and
57:42
sweeping full-length coat the glitter comes from generous use of sequins and Crystal drops in a panel of embroidery
57:49
round the scooped neckline of the garden with another panel above the hemline this beautiful outfit would Grace the
57:55
most elegant surroundings would stand out in the most distinguished company from darad’s second floor model set on
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the evening gardeners priced at 28 pounds the matching coat at 25 pounds
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Carol
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Vivid Dixon tongue makes the spectacular evening gown eye-catching for after dark
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slim and elegant it has beautiful obliques and Crystal drops forming a pattern at the neckline which curves
58:25
across the front dips deeply at the back a lovely gun from derod’s second floor model Salon it’s priced at 18 guineas so
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why don’t you with economy
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[Music]
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the style store in back street
Fabulous
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did you get a surprise oh yeah I was sort of just standing there on the side and Jane said look who’s there I said oh
59:00
yes it’s food oh it’s a boot she didn’t do a double tag it is he looks marvelous isn’t it wasn’t it nice of him to be in
59:05
it though he was such a surprise to everybody I’ll never forget uh that tonight that’s that one of the most
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thrilling things I think that’s ever happened to me on television yep uh I don’t know we’ve never done garage
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from here before so shall we pop over there and see if it’s the same okay I think it will be
Henry Bar
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a one thousand to 250 pounds return trip to England for two Uncharted lines fabulous Alanis a 500 pound savings
59:32
account for the Commercial Savings Bank of Australia remember you have a friend at the CBA a general electric consulate
59:39
23-inch TV with antenna plus clock radio valued at 250 pounds from Henry Barr
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proprietary limited nine two rack Road South yarra Corner punt Rune get 100 pounds guaranteed trade-in for your old
59:51
17-inch TV like other satisfied customers you’ll say I’m happy I’ve been
59:56
to see Henry Henry Barr best of plans value by far in Studio 9 at television City first
1:00:04
night and who’s our first contestant Gary first contestant game is Carol Carter from ashburton and she’s standing
1:00:09
in for a future mother-in-law hello Carol you’re standing in for your future mother-in-law why couldn’t she come
1:00:15
um she was sick oh that’s that’s I hope she gets better very soon have you ever been to a television Studio before oh
1:00:21
well then you don’t know that this is a very good one no oh well yeah well this is the first night we’ve
1:00:27
been in here and we’re all thrilled about it because it’s so large and so big we’ve got such a lot of room for
1:00:33
studio audience let’s see if you can win what will happen to the prize if you win it and will you share it with your
1:00:39
mother-in-law we’ll come and have a spin and we’ll find out what happens anyway
1:00:44
[Music]
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oh it’s number 20. that’s a big one [Music]
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it’s a Scott Bonner 16-inch wheel type mower and pardon me food with Kirby Lawson 120 CC four-stroke engine and
1:01:08
valued at 107 pounds too if you’re going to have a future and mother-in-law mother-in-law I’m sure she’s going to be
1:01:14
happy if you win this and I think it might be a present here’s the question what is the no it’s not the question
1:01:20
pardon me what was the name of the noted Australian ballabist who wrote the famous Man from Snowy River
1:01:29
his name sort of suggested a musical instrument
1:01:35
and his other name suggested a famous bike rider putting them both together
1:01:42
The Man from Snowy River
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no a musical instrument first name musical instrument think of a musical instrument
1:01:55
say one well you know there’s likes there’s
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trumpets and pianos and drums now I can’t imagine anybody’s name being trumpet
1:02:06
or piano or drum banjo Patterson
1:02:14
really consolation process Graham he called accessories into the value of five pounds in escort fashion Umbrella by Henderson a beautiful handbag by
1:02:21
reptile they’re the goods a pair of Louisa Shoes by glideline but here he’s starting by Randall worth in a beauty treatment by creative makeup studio
1:02:27
Capital house in London is Big Ben a clock a statue or a bridge a clock is
1:02:33
correct and you’ve got a knife low prizes
1:02:41
a chef Imperial Deluxe cooker features up to the minute starting and is valued at 152 pounds 10. you can make your
1:02:48
kitchen Dreams Come True by choosing from The Fabulous Chef range of cookers at your nearest gas showrooms or
1:02:53
appliance store a Scott bonnar real-time valued at 103 pounds 14 fitted with a
1:02:59
Kirby Lawson 120cc four-stroke engine Scott bonamowers are used to cut 96 of
1:03:05
Australia’s Bowling Greens golf courses and other sporting areas to give a smooth perfect finish Scott but I will
1:03:11
give your Lawns this finish you too can have this perfect finish by choosing any one of Scott Bonner’s 14 16 or 19-inch
1:03:18
models it’s the largest range of reel and rotary mowers in Australia
1:03:35
I suppose after a while you get used to it so I used to live behind a railway
1:03:40
line and people used to say good it was a popular Railway line too the Sandringham line I lived at balaclava
1:03:46
just alongside the railway line people used to say what was that noise and we wouldn’t notice it because we were so
1:03:52
used to it how would you like 500 pounds well come and have a spin it could be it could be
1:03:57
you [Music]
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oh it’s not oh it’s another spin for you have another spin quickly
1:04:14
[Music]
1:04:24
well it’s a star prize anyway it was nearly a trip away
1:04:31
space heater for warmth without waste plus reinstallation the total value 109 guineas Ben Nevis is the highest
1:04:38
mountain of which country Wales Scotland Cornwall or Ireland you knew the answer anyway congratulations
1:04:45
[Applause] Studio has been described as the
1:04:53
Rolls-Royce of Television Studios it’s fabulous it is isn’t it rather frightening when you’re first walking
1:04:59
so enormous but beautiful I hope we get used to it it might take a month or so I
1:05:05
think to find out you know where everything’s gonna be but I’m feeling better about it already
1:05:11
hmm just lovely uh numbers now dad’s lucky number tonight is 50. if you
1:05:19
have a white card ending in these two numbers over any letter from A to Z you’ll win a one pound gift voucher from
1:05:24
spotless for household laundry if you have a white card heading in these two numbers five oh over any letter from
1:05:31
double e to double Zed you will win a one pound gift voucher for six cans of our motor canned fruit plus a can of
1:05:38
admono pineapple lucky numbers must be returned personally to darad’s tomorrow
1:05:44
laughs who’s going to stop you oh I’ve been up either Kevin Dennis was up there Hines
1:05:51
was up there and uh tomorrow night it’s all going to be pulled down we’re gonna have the old one back no we’re not no
1:05:56
but see it gives you a lot more did you see me slide down the poles all thrilling was it was it yeah and we’re
1:06:02
right at the top right at the top down the pile tremendous isn’t it yes fabulous
1:06:07
fabulous yes come on Carol my love
1:06:14
did you see your fella over the weekend yeah I still have a fella how’s Peter oh he’s not too bad how’s his Pub time is
1:06:20
fine good A lot of people come up oh yes no no not bad good I have Mrs M Collins
1:06:28
of six Glover Street in South Melbourne I have Mrs W McCormick of that’s Bill’s wife again 88 spring Hall parade Pascoe
1:06:36
Vale South thanks Carol tomorrow night let’s go oh I’ll be looking forward to it good night
1:06:47
we have a few telegrams which I’ve neglected to read so far by the way I would like to thank you for your uh nice
1:06:54
calls you’re ringing us and we appreciate it here’s a telegram it says stay on the
1:07:01
right track Graham as if we can talk sign the Victorian Railways oh that was
1:07:06
that was nice of them here’s another one here who is this from congratulations and best wishes and
1:07:13
standing by just in case Wheeling the Wrecker
1:07:18
I think you need to do that I’ve got another Telegram regards from all at the palace Philip
1:07:27
ha
1:07:32
Brady it goes on to say right on
1:07:38
they could be getting better uh here’s one from oh yes this is from a very attractive German girl I met the
1:07:45
other night and it seems rather appropriate on the opening night of Studio 9 because she sent me a telegram and she says best wishes Graham but as I
1:07:52
said the other night nine nine
1:08:01
congratulations on your ninth I’ll be after mine soon Elizabeth Taylor
1:08:11
they are getting funnier this one’s from a representative of the
1:08:17
recently defeated conservative government in England would love to be with you but we’re all suffering from labor pains
1:08:27
oh here’s one from our prime minister yes it signs Sir Robert Menzies sorry I
1:08:33
can’t be present am snowed underwriting my new book Noddy in Parliament House
1:08:39
thank you very much sir Robert Tony now Tony lamond Elaine McKenna and
1:08:45
Dorothy Baker with we open in Venice [Music]
1:09:08
[Music]
1:09:34
[Music]
1:09:44
[Music] our next jumper again
1:09:55
[Applause] [Music]
1:10:15
[Applause] [Music]
1:10:39
[Applause] [Music]
1:10:50
thank you very very nice there was Elaine McKenna Dorothy Baker now Tony lamond and a
1:10:57
number from Kiss Me Kate called we open in Venice professional hairdressing
1:11:04
Champion Elwyn uses only Eugene perfect knit it holds holds the star naturally
1:11:09
softly professional hairdressers choose Eugene perfect knit use the professional hairspray Eugene perfect knit The
1:11:16
Vanishing hairspray now with softiling yes over an Australia’s Champion
1:11:22
professional hairdresser whom you just saw in the Usain commercial is now overseas for the first time with an
1:11:29
Australian team to compete in World Championships and now that we hear he’s won the Grand Prix International at
1:11:35
Brussels from 100 are American and European contestants so you see he
1:11:41
prefers to use perfect net thank you Miffy this is the logi Award
1:11:49
presented by TV week for various achievements in Australian television
1:11:54
this particular Logie is for the best TV commercial for 1964. the commercial was
1:12:00
called big ball and was produced by Hanson Robinson McCann Erickson proprietary limited the advertising
1:12:07
agency for the Coca-Cola Company would you like to see it well here it is
1:12:17
[Music]
1:12:23
life is much more fun when you’re refreshed and Coke refreshes you best
1:12:29
it’s the refreshingist s
1:12:35
the real-life [Music]
1:12:44
things go more economically too with bright sparkling Coca-Cola in the big
1:12:50
big family size and just the right size when there are four or more to share fun
1:12:57
food and people
1:13:02
all go better with the cold crisp Taste of ice cold Coke things go better with
1:13:08
Coca-Cola things go better with folks thriftiest in the big big family’s eyes
1:13:17
we uh all this week will be demonstrating naturally we’re just like everybody else
1:13:24
with something new we’re showing off and we will be demonstrating every night in IMT this week and no doubt for the next
1:13:30
couple of months how much space we have and a very good way to let you see some
1:13:37
of the area most of the area that we have at our disposal is to watch this
1:13:42
ballet which features Patricia Cox who will dance with their own Graham Anderson it’s choreographed by Marita
1:13:50
Loudon ladies and gentlemen Patricia Cox Graham Anderson and the channel 9 ballet
1:18:52
pressure Cox uh with graham Anderson and the channel nine ballet choreographed by
1:18:57
Marita Loudon well I know who we haven’t had a visit from tonight my old pal Dr Sandy mcgriffith and here he comes
1:19:05
[Applause] up don’t don’t take things without being
1:19:13
asked tell me about yourself Mr McKinley I’d like it to have one of these refreshing delicious cool mints and do
1:19:22
you know that you’re about to enjoy the most refreshing delicious sweet that was
1:19:28
ever made do you know also that Griffis cool mints
1:19:34
are made with Snow White nougat peppermint and glucose extra flavor do
1:19:40
you know that I know but they also know Mr Kennedy that they’re only nampans are packed really do you know that very good
1:19:48
yeah Mr mccannary look do you know that when you want a great
1:19:54
lift in your life what do you do Griffith’s coolness will give you that lift how would you like a great big lift
1:19:59
under the air I want to have my Kermit shall we say you’re being fruit I was
1:20:05
going to say fruit but you’re not fruit are you no but all right then Mr mcanally then opens the park and there
1:20:12
are only two Shillings for the family-sized family size 10. should we sing together all right okay
1:20:18
[Music]
1:20:25
just ask for a human for your recruitment
1:20:30
thank you Sandy hi it was very nice and thank you for having me here
1:20:40
very good till mints are good just like Sandy said Jeff what are you doing up there
1:20:49
do I look down upon you from a great height and here I am looking at you and while I look at you could I tell you I
1:20:55
don’t have to tell Graeme of course but I tell you at home about Raul Merton real Merton well here we have uh
1:21:01
the 707 cap Derby which is a very smart shoe but I guess I’m about as high as
1:21:07
you can be and if you’re thinking of prestige shoes well you couldn’t go any higher and do any better of course than
1:21:12
real Merton Raul Merton with a firm chosen to outfit the complete Olympic
1:21:18
Games Team the male members of the team quite naturally and and you can see that uh
1:21:24
well you could well imagine that uh they’d have an opportunity of being filled out by just about anyone at all but they chose real Merton because
1:21:29
they’re the finest manufacturers of men shoes in Australia there are so many styles to choose from one of the most
1:21:34
popular and one of the most successful in their range is the famous 707 modeled on the famous Boeing 707 now this shoe
1:21:42
is now priced at 109 Shillings and 11 prints it’s gone up a little bit in the years that we’ve been talking about it
1:21:48
but of course most things have haven’t they so if you’re looking for the most comfortable men’s shoe on the market today if you’re thinking about the
1:21:54
greatest value well of course you couldn’t think about anything but Raul Merton try them you’ll be so pleased you
1:21:59
did gentlemen there’s no doubt about it of comfort you’re certain when you wear Raul Merton thank you Jeff because
1:22:06
they’re virtually indestructible we wear and recommend sonoroid sunglasses
1:22:17
[Music]
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[Applause] if you’re not going abroad with Pan Am this year but you’d like to look as if
1:22:32
you are try sunglasses from the sunroid international collection
1:22:38
foreign let’s just call back at this point in
1:22:44
our show which is approaching finale time some of the people who have entertained you this evening first of
1:22:49
all the lovely Tony Lamont [Applause]
1:22:59
and welcome back to Elaine McKenna
1:23:06
[Applause] [Music] not forgetting our own Dorothy Baker
1:23:17
and especially one of my favorites too Rosie stages [Applause]
1:23:27
and uh our male guest this evening Mr Ted Hamilton here
1:23:38
and thank you again although he’s not here not only to Jeff Cook but also to our
1:23:45
special surprise guest Burt Newton
1:23:52
foreign
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that’s the ending in fact it’s a happy ending supplied by the channel 9 singers
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[Music]
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used to be changed [Music]
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[Music]
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still in the darkness some people’s cup of tea
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but brother not me
1:25:11
it makes me feel so good friends
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[Music]
1:25:26
been on Western a time I really love it it’s been deductive yes
1:25:33
[Music]
1:25:48
[Music]
1:25:55
it makes me feel real good Wednesday the finals
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[Music]
1:26:18
everybody [Applause] [Music]
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IMT will now come to you each night from Studio 9. [Music]
